Kid Laughs-Jokes and Riddles
Camping in McCall, ID 2015
Believe it or not, growing up I was a rather serious kid. I would offend easily and dished out a lot more than I could take. It wasn’t until I started dating Mr. Man when I began to change. He is such a tease and totally changed me. He taught me how to laugh at myself and to live in the moment instead of worrying about all of the ‘what-ifs’. He has definitely passed that along to the Amigos. I’ve never been around a sillier bunch of boys. Half of the time they don’t even mean to be silly. They love jokes, riddles and to envoke belly laughs in just about anyone.
I’ve been sharing all of the funny things they say for the last couple of years on Twitter. It’s interesting just how much others think they are funny as well. It’s a good sign that I am not some delusional mother. As a tribute to my boys, I wanted to share some of their favorite riddles and jokes.
Jokes
Q: Why does a cow wear a bell?
A: Cuz her horns don’t work.
Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear.
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Cuz 7-8-9.
Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Im-pasta.
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water.
Q: What has 3 letters and starts with gas?
A: A car.
Q: How does a train eat?
A: He goes choo-choo-choo.
Riddles
Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one-story house.
Q: What has hands but can not clap?
A: A clock.
Q: A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?
A: The house is on the north pole, so the bear is white.
Q: You walk into a room with a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
A: The match.
Q: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A: A Towel.
Q: If an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift?
A: There is no smoke coming from electric trains.
Q: What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short.
Do you have any funny jokes or riddles that your kids love? Please share so I can pass them along to my funny dudes.
